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Our Lord and Savior

Our Lord and Savior Bill Gates

Our Founder who art at Microsoft,
hallowed be thy code.
Thy OS boots,
thy software runs
on Windows as it does in MS-DOS.
Give us this day our daily bootstrap,
and forgive the Mac users,
as we forgive Blue Screens of Death against us,
and lead us not into open-source,
but deliver us from Apple.
For thine is Microsoft,
and Windows, and the PC,
for ever and ever.

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